You might be a liberal…
10. If you can’t wait for college football season to be delayed or cancelled because the student athletes are union employees.
9. If you believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing that same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.
8. If you believe the government will do a better job of spending your money than you will.
7. If you believe Freedom of Speech critically important, as long as nobody is offended by it.
6. If you believe regular citizens are way too irresponsible to own guns, and know that your local police are all that’s needed to protect us from murderers and thieves. You are also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your loved one’s home in order to identify their body after a home invasion.
5. If you’re not concerned about millions of babies being aborted, but are passionate about keeping death row inmates alive and comfy.
4. If you think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits; and that we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.
3. If you believe that businesses should NOT be allowed to make profits for themselves. You also believe that they should break even and give any excess to the government for redistribution and fairness, as elected officials and public servants see fit.
2. If you believe judges should rewrite the Constitution as needed to suit those whose agendas would never get past the voters.
And the Number One reason why you should vote Democrat is:
1. You think that it’s better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, fish or frog.